whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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