i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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