Duck Duck Cougar?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
