whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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