do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just high enough for therapy.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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