is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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