so explain again why im purple
no
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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