So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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