I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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