I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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