i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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