plz talk dirty to me
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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