Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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