i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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