Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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