turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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