We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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