Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Randomize
