Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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