I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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