Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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