It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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