Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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