Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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