i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You are a genius and a whore.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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