8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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