evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Pooping to opera.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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