She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
zippers are such a cool invention
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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