I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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