How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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