Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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