It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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