i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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