When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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