how can u be prego again
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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