the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
