This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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