There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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