false alarm. still invincible.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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