oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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