She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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