do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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