I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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