Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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