I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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