she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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