so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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