The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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