Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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