I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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