Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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