I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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